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Commonly Used Phrases at the Office and... What they really mean!

1.For your information, please. (FYI)Meaning : I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it.
2.Noted and returned.Meaning : I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it littlewhile.
3.Review and comment.Meaning : Do the dirty work so that I can forward it.
4. Action please.Meaning : Get yourself involved for me. Don't worry, I'll claim thecredit.
5.For your necessary action.Meaning : It's your headache now.
6.Copy to.Meaning : Here's a share of my headache.
7.For your approval, please.Meaning : Put your neck on the chopping board for me please.
8.Action is being taken.Meaning : Your correspondence is lost and I am trying to locate it.
9.Your letter is receiving our attention.Meaning : I am trying to figure out what you want.
10.Please discuss.Meaning : I don't know what the "****" this is, so please brief me.
11.For your immediate action.Meaning : Do it NOW! Or I will get into serious trouble.
12.Please reply soon.Meaning : Please be efficient. It makes me look inefficient.
13.We are investigating/processing your request with the relevantauthorities. Meaning : They are causing the delay, not us.
14.Regards.Meaning : Thanks and bless you for reading all the bulls h it.

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