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Friday, December 16, 2005
Humor from Great Minds
Humor from Great Minds
"As you get older three things happen. The first is
your memory goes, and I can't remember the other
two..."
Sir Norman Wisdom
"One of the most difficult things in the world is to
convince a woman that even a bargain costs money."
Edgar Watson Howe
"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and
tolerates your success!"
Doug Larson
"A harmful truth is always better then...a useful
lie!"
Eric Bolton
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new
bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that
way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."
Erno Philips
" I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'."
Robert Paul
"We spend the first twelve months of our children's
liv! es teaching them to walk and talk and the next
twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
Phyllis Diller
"Laughter is the closest distance between two people."
Victor Borge
"Start every day with a smile and get it over with."
W.C. Fields
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to
somebody else."
Will Rogers
"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if
it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."
Mickey Rooney
"Women now have choices. They can be married, not
married, have a job, not have a job, be married with
children, unmarried with children.
Men have the same choice we've always had: work or
prison."
Tim Allen
"If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love
you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...'
- they leave skid marks."
Rita Rudner
"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there
when it happens."
Woody Allen
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the
answer but wish we didn't."
Erica Jong
"Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out
of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard
"Always and never are two words you should always
remember never to use."
Wendell Johnson
"In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's
how your wife found out."
Joey Adams
"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one
years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."
Henry Youngman
"Have you noticed that all the people in favor of
birth control are already born ?"
Benny Hill
" Nothin is Impossible in this world. The word
Impossible itself says I'm Possible"
Hussain Bhindarwala
" I CANNOT PREDICT THE FUTURE
I CANNOT CHANGE THE PAST
I HAVE JUST THE PRESENT MOMENT
I MUST TREAT IT AS MY LAST. "
"As you get older three things happen. The first is
your memory goes, and I can't remember the other
two..."
Sir Norman Wisdom
"One of the most difficult things in the world is to
convince a woman that even a bargain costs money."
Edgar Watson Howe
"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and
tolerates your success!"
Doug Larson
"A harmful truth is always better then...a useful
lie!"
Eric Bolton
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new
bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that
way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."
Erno Philips
" I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'."
Robert Paul
"We spend the first twelve months of our children's
liv! es teaching them to walk and talk and the next
twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
Phyllis Diller
"Laughter is the closest distance between two people."
Victor Borge
"Start every day with a smile and get it over with."
W.C. Fields
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to
somebody else."
Will Rogers
"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if
it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."
Mickey Rooney
"Women now have choices. They can be married, not
married, have a job, not have a job, be married with
children, unmarried with children.
Men have the same choice we've always had: work or
prison."
Tim Allen
"If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love
you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...'
- they leave skid marks."
Rita Rudner
"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there
when it happens."
Woody Allen
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the
answer but wish we didn't."
Erica Jong
"Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out
of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard
"Always and never are two words you should always
remember never to use."
Wendell Johnson
"In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's
how your wife found out."
Joey Adams
"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one
years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."
Henry Youngman
"Have you noticed that all the people in favor of
birth control are already born ?"
Benny Hill
" Nothin is Impossible in this world. The word
Impossible itself says I'm Possible"
Hussain Bhindarwala
" I CANNOT PREDICT THE FUTURE
I CANNOT CHANGE THE PAST
I HAVE JUST THE PRESENT MOMENT
I MUST TREAT IT AS MY LAST. "
